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MLB Announces Historic Realignment
The Dodgers are returning to Brooklyn! That’s just part of a major shift announced by Major League Baseball, bringing a number of teams back to their historic homes. In a move to rejuvenate the fan base of the National Pastime, the commissioner’s office has decreed that all teams that have abandoned their original cities will be repatriated, beginning April 1. In a press release, the MLB noted that fan loyalty was much stronger and attendance as a percentage of area population was higher and more regular in those good ol’ days gone by. By going back, they hope to surge forward with plans to decrease sliding attendance and hit a home run at the box office.
In addition to the Brooklyn Dodgers, who relocated to Los Angeles following the 1957 season, the following teams will be returning home: the St. Louis Browns, the New York Giants, the Montreal Expos, the Washington Senators, the Seattle Pilots, the Baltimore Orioles, the Kansas City/Philadelphia Athletics, and the Milwaukee/Boston Braves.
The Athletics and Braves, who have moved multiple times, will play split seasons, with the Braves playing the first half of their season in Milwaukee and the second half in Boston. The A’s will play a half season in Kansas City and end up in Philadelphia, their original home.
There is consolation for Baltimore fans who may be unhappy about the loss of the team they have called their own since 1954 when the “Browns” left St. Louis for Baltimore and took the name “Orioles.” Replacing them will be the original American League Orioles, who relocated in from Baltimore to New York in 1903 and took the name “New York Highlanders” (later changed to “Yankees” in 1913). Charm City’s devoted legions of Yankee haters will undoubtedly find some new target for their wrath, especially if, as expected, the “new” Orioles win the American League pennant this year.
A call for all the teams to resume their very first names when they relocate to their historic homes – with the Boston team renamed the “Beaneaters” and the Giants renamed the “Knickerbockers” was dismissed by the commissioner’s office as “just plain silly.”
However, the new lineup, MLB believes, will excite new fans while rekindling old loyalties and make baseball great again!
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